Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu...

By Gaurav (Jan 16, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

By: Jatin
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

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Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H? Bnta-Gane K Liye, Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala? Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

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Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk. Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa : For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Amit: Before the shop opened.

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop. . . . . Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge? Santa- 10 Rs ka? Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!