Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Gh...

By Dev (Dec 10, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Teacher think...

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Gh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

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A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Santa: Teacher think...

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Gh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

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A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye. Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao. Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Santa: Teacher think...

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god! Banta: What? Santa: Whenever i went 2 school.. Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . . . . . . . Deadly answer given by Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!