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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar kart...
By
Dev
(
Nov 28, 2013
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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