On first night Wife: aaj me...

By Anup Sahni (Sep 21, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

On first night

Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!

Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere l**d par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega.

1 bar karo na plz.. ...

1 bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nhi chalega..
plz karo naaa..
muje acha lage ga
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz
aik pyara sa SMS!!

By: Avnish
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl: Bas karo koi d...

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nhi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agr nhi dikhya to m..
?
?
Fail ho Jaunga

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Boy Disturbs a Gir...

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop
Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home?
Boy: No
.
.
Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal,
Yaha Time Pass Kyon Kr Raha H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Beta:papa dopahar ko...

Beta:papa dopahar ko aap ghar aaye the?
dad:nhi beta mai office me tha. Q ?
Beta: nhi mammy sote huwe kah rahi thi dhirese karo faat jayegi

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

On first night Wife: aaj me...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

On first night

Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!

Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere l**d par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega.

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1 bar karo na plz.. ...

1 bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nhi chalega..
plz karo naaa..
muje acha lage ga
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz
aik pyara sa SMS!!

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Girl: Bas karo koi d...

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nhi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agr nhi dikhya to m..
?
?
Fail ho Jaunga

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

A Boy Disturbs a Gir...

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop
Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home?
Boy: No
.
.
Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal,
Yaha Time Pass Kyon Kr Raha H.

Beta:papa dopahar ko...

Beta:papa dopahar ko aap ghar aaye the?
dad:nhi beta mai office me tha. Q ?
Beta: nhi mammy sote huwe kah rahi thi dhirese karo faat jayegi

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On first night Wife: aaj me...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

On first night Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai! Husband slaped his wife and said kya mere l**d par aata laga hai jo tera upwas toot jayega.

You May Also Like

1 bar karo na plz.. ...

1 bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nhi chalega.. plz karo naaa.. muje acha lage ga aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz aik pyara sa SMS!!

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero me ke$e j!ya jyega Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega khuda tuMere dost ko na v!gona wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Girl: Bas karo koi d...

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega, boy: Kuch nhi hoga tum sidhi raho, Waha se hath hatao, Pls thoda sa dikha do, Agr nhi dikhya to m.. ? ? Fail ho Jaunga

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

A Boy Disturbs a Gir...

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home? Boy: No . . Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yaha Time Pass Kyon Kr Raha H.

Beta:papa dopahar ko...

Beta:papa dopahar ko aap ghar aaye the? dad:nhi beta mai office me tha. Q ? Beta: nhi mammy sote huwe kah rahi thi dhirese karo faat jayegi

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On first night

Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!

Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere l**d par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega.

1 bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nhi chalega..
plz karo naaa..
muje acha lage ga
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz
aik pyara sa SMS!!

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nhi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agr nhi dikhya to m..
?
?
Fail ho Jaunga

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop
Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home?
Boy: No
.
.
Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal,
Yaha Time Pass Kyon Kr Raha H.

Beta:papa dopahar ko aap ghar aaye the?
dad:nhi beta mai office me tha. Q ?
Beta: nhi mammy sote huwe kah rahi thi dhirese karo faat jayegi