By Anup Sahni (Jun 22, 2013)
Jin K Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin K Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ?? . . . . Dirty Mind Its Tooth Brush.
Boy=Kitne Bhai Behan Ho.? Girl=8 Boy=Maa Baap Ko Or Koi Kam Nahi Tha Kya? Girl=Tum Kitne Ho.? Boy=1 Girl=Baap Me Dam Nahi Tha Kya.?
Aaj ka pravachan Pyar krna utna hi aasaan h jitna ki POTTY krna... . . . Par.. Par nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use. ROK ke rakhna
Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao? Boy: 2 Aapke Aam 2 Pooja K Amrood 2 Nisha K Tarbuz 2 Anju K Santre 2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur 1 Mera Kela.
Girl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Apko Gaali Di, BETICH*D Father: Aane De Sale Ko Uski BehenCh*d Dunga Girl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do, Dono Taraf Se Chu**i To Meri Hi Hogi
"PONDS" k add me 'GAAL' dikhate hain. "SUNSILK" k add me 'BAAL'. "LIPGUARD" k add me 'LIPS'. To phir "WHISPER" k add me DHOKHA kyun..?
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
