Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho, Rajesh ho, Suresh ho.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
Husband: begam aj koi aisi baat kaho jis se dil khush b ho jaye or jal b jaye,
Wife: tumhare sab dosto me sabse acha kiss karne ka style tmhara h. ;-
WhatÃ¢â¬â¢s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Husbnd: Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife: Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd: Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.