By Puneet Munjal (Apr 4, 2013)
Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Boyfriend: I’m falling in love.
Best Pick Up Line To Approach A Girl: Boy: Is Ur Dad Terrorist? . Girl: Wht? Boy: No! I Askd Coz U R Such A Bomb!
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se... Itna kamjor hua teri judai se.... ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor dungi Boy:ma baap Girl:Y Boy:khana penna Girl:Y Boy:sari dunya Girl:Y Boy:Star Plus Girl:Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi h.
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!
Serious Question If Harry Potter Has Magical Power. Why The Hell He Needs To Wear Glasses?
