Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I...

My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!

Indian Govt kahti h ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
krsakti h.
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pr ek ladki colge jati h to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya?

So we're cool now right?
You seem calm enough,
I am thinking you're not
mad anymore.

I may look calm, but in
my mind I have killed you
several times.

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha
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Toh ab kya wo b utar de..??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi;
Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi;
Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi;
Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!