Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend: Iâm falling in love.
My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!
Indian Govt kahti h ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
pr ek ladki colge jati h to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
So we're cool now right?
You seem calm enough,
I am thinking you're not
I may look calm, but in
my mind I have killed you
Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha
Toh ab kya wo b utar de..??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.