Feb 23, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par !

Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?

Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri Ishq: Ta...

Bhojpuri Ishq:

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do,
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Feb 23, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par !

Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?

Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri Ishq: Ta...

Bhojpuri Ishq:

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do,
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

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Feb 23, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par ! Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri Ishq: Ta...

Bhojpuri Ishq: Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do, Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do, Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad".

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Santa Police k interview Par !

Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?

Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri Ishq:

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do,
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".