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Janu tum mujhe wese pyar nhi k...
By
Anup Sahni
(
May 18, 2012
)
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PATI-PATNI
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Janu tum mujhe wese pyar nhi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta h!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta h
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye.
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