Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

By Anamika Sharma (Nov 17, 2011)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

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Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back !

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Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega, next day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me. Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

Bhikari: Aapke Pados...

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H! Aap B Kuch Khilao? Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

Bhikari: Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa: Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.