Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic...

By Amit kumar (Jul 9, 2011)

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

Santa: Computers wil...

Santa: Computers will never replace books.
Banta: Why?

Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!

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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaz...

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu.

By: Ajay
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After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

By: Ankita Arora
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Santa: I'm a pr...

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

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Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaz...

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu.

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa: I'm a pr...

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

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Santa: Computers wil...

Santa: Computers will never replace books. Banta: Why? Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaz...

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu.

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa: I'm a pr...

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: Computers will never replace books.
Banta: Why?

Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu.

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?