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1 Hotel me naye Shaa...

1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe,
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
Magar hamara staff nahi.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Couple date par tha ...

Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta:Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad:Zara dhyan se.
es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl to riksha wal :...

Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga,
abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

uss din mujhe bhi Al...

uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki.....
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duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench pr hota h

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Shukar hai Maggi wap...

Shukar hai Maggi wapis aa gayi warna kai ladkiyo ne
toh hobbies me cooking ki jagah 'paani ubalna' likh liya tha

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Police : Park main a...

Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy : I am in love w...

Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.
Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladkiyi bhi azeeb ho...

Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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aur
Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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