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Feb 16, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

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Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: what happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a BMW.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was inserting ...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevkoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mery dada ne ...

Santa: Mery dada ne 1857 ke jang mai dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja rha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nhi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Dil ke dard ko chhup...

Dil ke dard ko chhupana kitna mushkil h,
Tut ke fir muskurana kitna mushkil h,
kisi ke saath dur tak jao fir dekho,
Akele laut ke aana kitna mushkil h.
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)
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