Nov 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher to santa: ...

Teacher to santa:
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
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.
.

woh bache de rhi hai ..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Beautiful quote of t...

Beautiful quote of the day
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls want attention...

Girls want attention and women want respect;
But men want both.
..
...
No... No... No...
Not attention and respect.
Both they want both ... Girls and Women.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The leading cause of...

The leading cause of obesity is
.
.
.
"Free home delivery"!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Petrol to tab hi sas...

Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
.
.
.
.
Jab use china wale nikalenge...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nepali: saab ye shaa...

Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega?
Salesman: pata nhi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A husband in a book ...

A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hitler: there's...

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
Santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ne Apni Biwi K...

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyu ki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mai Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: My daughter i...

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher to santa: ...

Teacher to santa:
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
.
.
.

woh bache de rhi hai ..

Beautiful quote of t...

Beautiful quote of the day
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different.

Girls want attention...

Girls want attention and women want respect;
But men want both.
..
...
No... No... No...
Not attention and respect.
Both they want both ... Girls and Women.

The leading cause of...

The leading cause of obesity is
.
.
.
"Free home delivery"!

Petrol to tab hi sas...

Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
.
.
.
.
Jab use china wale nikalenge...

Nepali: saab ye shaa...

Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega?
Salesman: pata nhi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h

A husband in a book ...

A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir..

Hitler: there's...

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
Santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha.

Santa Ne Apni Biwi K...

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyu ki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mai Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

Jeeto: My daughter i...

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

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Nov 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher to santa: ...

Teacher to santa: isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding" santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola . . . woh bache de rhi hai ..

Beautiful quote of t...

Beautiful quote of the day There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different.

Girls want attention...

Girls want attention and women want respect; But men want both. .. ... No... No... No... Not attention and respect. Both they want both ... Girls and Women.

The leading cause of...

The leading cause of obesity is . . . "Free home delivery"!

Petrol to tab hi sas...

Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga . . . . Jab use china wale nikalenge...

Nepali: saab ye shaa...

Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega? Salesman: pata nhi Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h

A husband in a book ...

A husband in a book store: Do you have this book: "Man, The master of Woman!" Sales Girl: The fiction department, Is on the 1st floor, Sir..

Hitler: there's...

Hitler: there's no word like impossible in my dictionary Santa: ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha.

Santa Ne Apni Biwi K...

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyu ki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mai Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

Jeeto: My daughter i...

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular. Preeto: How do you really claim that? Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

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Teacher to santa:
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
.
.
.

woh bache de rhi hai ..

Beautiful quote of the day
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different.

Girls want attention and women want respect;
But men want both.
..
...
No... No... No...
Not attention and respect.
Both they want both ... Girls and Women.

The leading cause of obesity is
.
.
.
"Free home delivery"!

Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
.
.
.
.
Jab use china wale nikalenge...

Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega?
Salesman: pata nhi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h

A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir..

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
Santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha.

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyu ki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mai Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!