Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega?
Salesman: pata nhi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna
BAP-How Is Ur Result?
SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl- Tamiz se baat kro
Boy- My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA.