By Imran Kagzi (Nov 3, 2015)
Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega? Salesman: pata nhi Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him? Cop: He was arguing with a driver. Judge: That's no proof he was drunk. Cop: There was no driver there.
Shadi ka matlab...?? "Dhoom Dhaam se Khud hi ki 'Supari' dena"
Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna AFTER Exam BAP-How Is Ur Result? SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??" Girl- Tamiz se baat kro Boy- My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA.
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
