By Imran Kagzi (Nov 3, 2015)
Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega? Salesman: pata nhi Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h
Girl: Mera DiL Mobile Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho. Boy: Jaanu Ek Baat Puchu ? Girl: Haa Pu6o . . . Boy: Tumhara Mobile Double Sim WaLa To Nahi Hai Na ?
Jo Dost Apni Jeb Se Apne Dosto Ko Paarty Deta H Kaamyabi Humesa Uske Qadam Chumti H | |'\(';') | '..(> To H Koi |
Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti h? Girl: Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.. Boy-notty! Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi h.
Biwi Sharabi Pati Ko Sudharne Ke Liye Kale Kapde Pahan Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Khadi Ho Gayi. Pati:Tum Kaun Ho?? Patni:chudel. Pati:Hath Mila Mai Teri Behan Ka Pati.
The importance of number 4 in our lives: "Chaar kitaabein toh padh li. Ab chaar paise bhi kama lo. Warna chaar log kya kahenge"
1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta H, Aur . . 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti H Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda h
