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Jul 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa: I got married...
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Translation from hin...
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Public toilet ...
Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla
.
bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa bank me paise ...
Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa's Theory ...
Santa's Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ne chalenge ki...
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
SANTA in Computer Ex...
SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa:- Abe Banta tu...
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha h?
Tere dost ki death ho gai h?
Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa:aaj tv pe 30 f...
Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi h.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Ghar Me aag l...
Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi h
Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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