Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rhi Ho
Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?
Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hi.
Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"
Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja rha tha
aurat: dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu
santa: to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.
Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also di