Jul 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Chain msg by santa: ...

Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
.

"Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?

Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa child - mere p...

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok h,
Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten h, meri ungli pakad lete h.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Sasural Gaya U...

Santa Sasural Gaya Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi 8 ve din pucha kya khaoge Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

How can a Santa kill...

How can a Santa kill a Lion?
.
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?

Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it !

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Jul 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Chain msg by santa: ...

Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
.

"Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya"

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?

Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa child - mere p...

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok h,
Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten h, meri ungli pakad lete h.

Santa Sasural Gaya U...

Santa Sasural Gaya Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi 8 ve din pucha kya khaoge Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

How can a Santa kill...

How can a Santa kill a Lion?
.
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?

Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it !

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

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Jul 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Chain msg by santa: ...

Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . "Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya"

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya? Banta: letter nhi mila. Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa child - mere p...

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok h, Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten h, meri ungli pakad lete h.

Santa Sasural Gaya U...

Santa Sasural Gaya Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi 8 ve din pucha kya khaoge Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

How can a Santa kill...

How can a Santa kill a Lion? . Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it !

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

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Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
.

"Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya"

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?

Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok h,
Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten h, meri ungli pakad lete h.

How can a Santa kill a Lion?
.
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?

Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it !