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May 30, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Pappu: Please get we...

Pappu: Please get well soon!

Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.

Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu: I don't ...

Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Bunty has 4...

Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bunty: Mirrors...

Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.

Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Why are the...

Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?

Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu: Teacher! Teac...

Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.

Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: What's...

Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Pappu: Finding half a worm!

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu: A car smashed...

Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.

Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!

By: Radha
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Pappu: I am sick, Co...

Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!

By: Radha
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Rang Dikhati H Yeh Z...

Rang Dikhati H Yeh Zindagi Kitne
Gair Bhi Ho Jate H Ek Pal Me Apne
Na Jaana Kabhi Tum Sapno Kee Duniya Me
Kyonki Toot Jata H Dil Jab Toote H Sapne.

By: Radha
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

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