Apr 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Do you know similari...

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both do not exist.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Question: What did t...

Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy came running i...

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Roses are red, Viol...

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a year older again,
I'm Sorry, but that's true!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I have learned so mu...

I have learned so much
from my mistakes,

I am thinking of making
a few more.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Me: Hello 911 Opera...

Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lets be something mo...

Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?

No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I love Pandas. They...

I love Pandas.
They're not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son: I have an iphon...

Son: I have an iphone
Daughter: I have an ipod
Wife: I have an ipad
Dad: I paid for all this.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Do you know similari...

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both do not exist.

Question: What did t...

Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

A boy came running i...

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Roses are red, Viol...

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a year older again,
I'm Sorry, but that's true!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

I have learned so mu...

I have learned so much
from my mistakes,

I am thinking of making
a few more.

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

Me: Hello 911 Opera...

Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning

Lets be something mo...

Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?

No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?

I love Pandas. They...

I love Pandas.
They're not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.

Son: I have an iphon...

Son: I have an iphone
Daughter: I have an ipod
Wife: I have an ipad
Dad: I paid for all this.

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Apr 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Do you know similari...

Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both do not exist.

Question: What did t...

Question: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his exam? Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

A boy came running i...

A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad (Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

Roses are red, Viol...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, You're a year older again, I'm Sorry, but that's true! Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

I have learned so mu...

I have learned so much from my mistakes, I am thinking of making a few more.

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak? Me: I dont know? Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

Me: Hello 911 Opera...

Me: Hello 911 Operator: Yes, whats your emergency? Me: Two girls are fighting for me Operator: What is the problem with it? Me: The ugly one is winning

Lets be something mo...

Lets be something more than friends. What, best friends? No, I mean something more than that. Mega best friends?

I love Pandas. They...

I love Pandas. They're not RACISTS. They are black, and white, and Asian.

Son: I have an iphon...

Son: I have an iphone Daughter: I have an ipod Wife: I have an ipad Dad: I paid for all this.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both do not exist.

Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a year older again,
I'm Sorry, but that's true!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

I have learned so much
from my mistakes,

I am thinking of making
a few more.

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning

Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?

No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?

I love Pandas.
They're not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.

Son: I have an iphone
Daughter: I have an ipod
Wife: I have an ipad
Dad: I paid for all this.