Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Google Earth Gives U...

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World
And What Do We Do?
We End Up Looking At Our Own House..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gabbar: Ye hath muje...

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu,emotional ho gaya!

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Old lady- Yamraj ji ...

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ko sapne me e...

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha -
"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID pJ Dhundh Dhund...

CID pJ
Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor
wahwah
Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor
Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Whats NAVRATRA? N...

Whats NAVRATRA?

N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa

JAI MATA DI!

By: Annu
Category: FESTIVALS (NAVRATRA)

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR...

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA NAVRATRA UTSAV IS SAAL HO.

HAPPY NAVRATRA.

By: Annu
Category: FESTIVALS (NAVRATRA)

Bajre ki roti, aam k...

Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar.

By: Annu
Category: FESTIVALS (NAVRATRA)

Devi Maa aapke ghar ...

Devi Maa aapke ghar padhare
Dur ho aapke dukh sare
Khushiyon se na ho kabhi aapki judai
Navaratri ki aapko dhero bhadhai

By: Annu
Category: FESTIVALS (NAVRATRA)

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Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Google Earth Gives U...

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World
And What Do We Do?
We End Up Looking At Our Own House..

Gabbar: Ye hath muje...

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu,emotional ho gaya!

Old lady- Yamraj ji ...

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

Sardar ko sapne me e...

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha -
"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"

CID pJ Dhundh Dhund...

CID pJ
Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor
wahwah
Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor
Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr

Whats NAVRATRA? N...

Whats NAVRATRA?

N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa

JAI MATA DI!

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR...

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA NAVRATRA UTSAV IS SAAL HO.

HAPPY NAVRATRA.

Bajre ki roti, aam k...

Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar.

Devi Maa aapke ghar ...

Devi Maa aapke ghar padhare
Dur ho aapke dukh sare
Khushiyon se na ho kabhi aapki judai
Navaratri ki aapko dhero bhadhai

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Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Google Earth Gives U...

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World And What Do We Do? We End Up Looking At Our Own House..

Gabbar: Ye hath muje...

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur Thakur: Lele Basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale Gabbar: Sory yaar tu,emotional ho gaya!

Old lady- Yamraj ji ...

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya??? Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

Sardar ko sapne me e...

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha - "Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"

CID pJ Dhundh Dhund...

CID pJ Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor wahwah Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr

Whats NAVRATRA? N...

Whats NAVRATRA? N- nav chetna A- akhand jyoti V- vighn nashak R- raat jageshwari A- anand dayi T- trikal darshi R- raksh karti A- ambe maa JAI MATA DI!

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR...

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO, KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA NAVRATRA UTSAV IS SAAL HO. HAPPY NAVRATRA.

Bajre ki roti, aam k...

Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar.

Devi Maa aapke ghar ...

Devi Maa aapke ghar padhare Dur ho aapke dukh sare Khushiyon se na ho kabhi aapki judai Navaratri ki aapko dhero bhadhai

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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World
And What Do We Do?
We End Up Looking At Our Own House..

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu,emotional ho gaya!

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha -
"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h"

CID pJ
Dhundh Dhundh ke Hogya H Abhijit Bor
wahwah
Dhund Dhundh k Hoga Gayi H Abhijit Bor
Dr.Tarika-Khiche Mujhe,Koi Dor,TeriOre TeriOr

Whats NAVRATRA?

N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa

JAI MATA DI!

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA NAVRATRA UTSAV IS SAAL HO.

HAPPY NAVRATRA.

Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar.

Devi Maa aapke ghar padhare
Dur ho aapke dukh sare
Khushiyon se na ho kabhi aapki judai
Navaratri ki aapko dhero bhadhai