Mar 10, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

UPLOAD SMS

Yo momma is so fat, ...

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What did one saggy b...

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sometimes we c...

Sometimes we can't tell
if it's killing us or making us stronger.
Believe me when I tell you it's the latter.
Have faith in the journey.. !!

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Place your time and ...

Place your time and energy on someone
who will add sunshine to your life.
Life is too short to waste on the wrong one.

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Life is a mixture of...

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain,
teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain
but there was never a cloud that the sun
didn't SHINE through..!

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

If I never see you a...

If I never see you again
I will always carry you inside outside on my fingertips
and at brain edges and
in centers centers of what I am of what remains.. !!

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

The most touching li...

The most touching lines,
written by a man to his Love:
"Ever you miss me, never you cry
For a drop of tear in your eyes,
Is a day less in my life".

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

True Love means: To...

True Love means:
To feel someone in every heart beat
To feel someone in every thought
To see someone with closed eyes and
To miss someone without reason

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

A candle may melt a...

A candle may melt
and it's fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

By: Alvi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

First Prev 1 2 3 Next Last

Mar 10, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Yo momma is so fat, ...

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

What did one saggy b...

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Sometimes we c...

Sometimes we can't tell
if it's killing us or making us stronger.
Believe me when I tell you it's the latter.
Have faith in the journey.. !!

Place your time and ...

Place your time and energy on someone
who will add sunshine to your life.
Life is too short to waste on the wrong one.

Life is a mixture of...

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain,
teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain
but there was never a cloud that the sun
didn't SHINE through..!

If I never see you a...

If I never see you again
I will always carry you inside outside on my fingertips
and at brain edges and
in centers centers of what I am of what remains.. !!

The most touching li...

The most touching lines,
written by a man to his Love:
"Ever you miss me, never you cry
For a drop of tear in your eyes,
Is a day less in my life".

True Love means: To...

True Love means:
To feel someone in every heart beat
To feel someone in every thought
To see someone with closed eyes and
To miss someone without reason

A candle may melt a...

A candle may melt
and it's fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Mar 10, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Yo momma is so fat, ...

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

What did one saggy b...

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Sometimes we c...

Sometimes we can't tell if it's killing us or making us stronger. Believe me when I tell you it's the latter. Have faith in the journey.. !!

Place your time and ...

Place your time and energy on someone who will add sunshine to your life. Life is too short to waste on the wrong one.

Life is a mixture of...

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain but there was never a cloud that the sun didn't SHINE through..!

If I never see you a...

If I never see you again I will always carry you inside outside on my fingertips and at brain edges and in centers centers of what I am of what remains.. !!

The most touching li...

The most touching lines, written by a man to his Love: "Ever you miss me, never you cry For a drop of tear in your eyes, Is a day less in my life".

True Love means: To...

True Love means: To feel someone in every heart beat To feel someone in every thought To see someone with closed eyes and To miss someone without reason

A candle may melt a...

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Sometimes we can't tell
if it's killing us or making us stronger.
Believe me when I tell you it's the latter.
Have faith in the journey.. !!

Place your time and energy on someone
who will add sunshine to your life.
Life is too short to waste on the wrong one.

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain,
teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain
but there was never a cloud that the sun
didn't SHINE through..!

If I never see you again
I will always carry you inside outside on my fingertips
and at brain edges and
in centers centers of what I am of what remains.. !!

The most touching lines,
written by a man to his Love:
"Ever you miss me, never you cry
For a drop of tear in your eyes,
Is a day less in my life".

True Love means:
To feel someone in every heart beat
To feel someone in every thought
To see someone with closed eyes and
To miss someone without reason

A candle may melt
and it's fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.