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Question: What did o...
Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
What happens to a fr...
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
What did God say whe...
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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How did the medical ...
How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Roses are red. You...
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Why do women make be...
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Yo momma is so fat t...
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Yo momma's so f...
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said,
"Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Wife: "I look f...
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
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Yo mamma is so ugly ...
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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