Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hi, Doing nothing...

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

LECTURER: Write a no...

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MUNNA BHAI: circuit ...

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!

ha ha ha

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Major Rohail...

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu while filling ...

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long !

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa found answer t...

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Impact of Movies: ...

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Hi, Doing nothing...

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

LECTURER: Write a no...

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

MUNNA BHAI: circuit ...

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!

ha ha ha

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa: Major Rohail...

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Pappu while filling ...

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long !

Santa found answer t...

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Impact of Movies: ...

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Hi, Doing nothing...

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

LECTURER: Write a no...

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

MUNNA BHAI: circuit ...

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka! ha ha ha

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa: Major Rohail...

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Pappu while filling ...

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long !

Santa found answer t...

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!

ha ha ha

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long !

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!