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Jan 19, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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A middle-aged lady, ...
A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office
'Am I looking young in this new outfit?'
Santa: Take this also off,
you'll look like a new-born!
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT...
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H ?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Train me Warning lik...
Train me Warning likhi thi..
'Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar'
Santa Waah ji Waah..
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof ?
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Kal pehli baa...
Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle me
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Iss baar Santa ne Ph...
Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala.
All scientists failed to answer this.
Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
.
.
Santa: Besan ke pakode
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: My wife is a ...
Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.
Santa: How ?
Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
A santa entered a la...
A santa entered a ladies toilet
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye H
Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye h
'Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye h
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa was Crying Nei...
Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?
Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ki maa:20 saal...
Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa idlibana rha t...
Santa idlibana rha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h
Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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