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Jan 19, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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A middle-aged lady, ...

A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office
'Am I looking young in this new outfit?'

Santa: Take this also off,
you'll look like a new-born!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT...

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H ?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me Warning lik...

Train me Warning likhi thi..
'Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar'

Santa Waah ji Waah..

Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof ?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Kal pehli baa...

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle me
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Iss baar Santa ne Ph...

Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala.

All scientists failed to answer this.

Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
.
.
Santa: Besan ke pakode
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is a ...

Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.

Santa: How ?

Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A santa entered a la...

A santa entered a ladies toilet
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye H

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye h
'Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye h
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was Crying Nei...

Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?

Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa idlibana rha t...

Santa idlibana rha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h
Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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