Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Commerce professor a...

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When you get this SM...

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is Talent and w...

What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
.
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
.
.
Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: I hate the beg...

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why do men pass gas ...

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: Darling today ...

Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Can u Elaborate COLL...

Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this
C - Come
O - on
L - Lets
L - Love
E - Each
G - Girl
E - Equally

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why cant a girl can ...

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking.
Because then it would make her a boy.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : What do yo...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Commerce professor a...

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.

When you get this SM...

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

What is Talent and w...

What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
.
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
.
.
Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

Wife: I hate the beg...

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Why do men pass gas ...

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Wife: Darling today ...

Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Can u Elaborate COLL...

Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this
C - Come
O - on
L - Lets
L - Love
E - Each
G - Girl
E - Equally

Why cant a girl can ...

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking.
Because then it would make her a boy.

Teacher : What do yo...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Commerce professor a...

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.

When you get this SM...

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

What is Talent and w...

What is Talent and what is Intelligence? . Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. . . Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

Wife: I hate the beg...

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Why do men pass gas ...

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Wife: Darling today ...

Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape? Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Can u Elaborate COLL...

Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally

Why cant a girl can ...

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking. Because then it would make her a boy.

Teacher : What do yo...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

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Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
.
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
.
.
Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this
C - Come
O - on
L - Lets
L - Love
E - Each
G - Girl
E - Equally

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking.
Because then it would make her a boy.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.