Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: Off late, I h...

Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.

Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Your heavy d...

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I live ...

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.

Banta: Is it that bad?

Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It is sickeni...

Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.

Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Do you ever r...

Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams?

Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them, no!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: Off late, I h...

Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.

Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Doctor: Your heavy d...

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

Santa: I live ...

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.

Banta: Is it that bad?

Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

Santa: My wife...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

Banta: It is sickeni...

Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.

Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!

Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Jeeto: Do you ever r...

Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams?

Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them, no!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: Off late, I h...

Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck. Surinder: What happened? Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart. Banta: Why so? Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion. Banta: Really? Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Doctor: Your heavy d...

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink? Santa: What do you mean, last?

Santa: I live ...

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day. Banta: Is it that bad? Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife. Jeeto: Shoot him! Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

Santa: My wife...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. Banta: What's wrong with it? Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

Banta: It is sickeni...

Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband. Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!

Fisherman: You'...

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself? Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Jeeto: Do you ever r...

Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams? Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them, no!

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Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.

Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.

Banta: Is it that bad?

Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.

Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!

Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?

Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams?

Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them, no!