Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: My wife drive...

Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: How long did ...

Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?

Santa: It will be ten years in October!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Has your wife...

Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet?

Santa: Yes. In an advisory capacity!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

"Does the razor...

"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously.

"Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: My wife drive...

Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!!

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Banta: How long did ...

Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?

Santa: It will be ten years in October!

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Banta: Has your wife...

Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet?

Santa: Yes. In an advisory capacity!

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

"Does the razor...

"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously.

"Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: My wife drive...

Banta: My wife drives me to drink. Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!!

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you? Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come? Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Banta: How long did ...

Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive? Santa: It will be ten years in October!

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication? Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Banta: Has your wife...

Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet? Santa: Yes. In an advisory capacity!

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene. Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

"Does the razor...

"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously. "Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign? Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

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Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!!

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?

Santa: It will be ten years in October!

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet?

Santa: Yes. In an advisory capacity!

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously.

"Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!