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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: I was sorry t...

Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week.

Santa: We had to. She was dead!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa gets home from...

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, Does your tooth still hurt?

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's m...

Banta: What's marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: What do you w...

Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: A divorce.

Santa: I wasn't thinking of spending that much!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My grandfathe...

Santa: My grandfather's death was ironic.
Banta: Why?

Santa: He died in his living room!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My daug...

Santa: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

Banta: How is that?
Santa:They enabled me to buy the neighbor's house at half price.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did God m...

Banta: Why did God make alcohol?

Santa: So that the Punjabis wouldn't take over the world!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, my wi...

Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature.

Doctor: Is she hot?
Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: I thought you...

Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes?

Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife has l...

Banta: My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?

Santa: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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