Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.

Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Salesman: This compu...

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: There are so ...

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: If I fire the...

Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?

Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.

Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Salesman: This compu...

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!

Santa: There are so ...

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

Jeeto: If I fire the...

Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?

Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: A young woman...

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her. Santa: Damn lucky chap! Banta: Why? Santa: She could have called a priest!

Jeeto: Yesterday nig...

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Salesman: This compu...

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!

Santa: There are so ...

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

Jeeto: If I fire the...

Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking. Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going? Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table. Plumber: Sir when did you notice it? Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.

Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?

Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!