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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa went to his la...

Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.

Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I think Banta...

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I've got...

Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.

Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Computers wil...

Santa: Computers will never replace books.
Banta: Why?

Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you b...

Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?

Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"

before administering the medicine to her!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I was a dude ...

Santa: I was a dude before marrying.

Banta: And what are you now?

Santa: Now I'm subdued!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu: Dad, how soon...

Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?

Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Be careful wi...

Jeeto: Be careful with that gun. You just missed shooting me.

Santa: Did I? I am very sorry!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I take a cold...

Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.

Banta: Why brag about it?

Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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