Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?

Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well?

Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Do not take ...

Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.

Santa: I am in no hurry to die!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Dear Sreesanth, My ...

Dear Sreesanth,
My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal?
Your Confused Fan,
Santa

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?

Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well?

Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Doctor: Do not take ...

Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.

Santa: I am in no hurry to die!

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Dear Sreesanth, My ...

Dear Sreesanth,
My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal?
Your Confused Fan,
Santa

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Doctor: Do not take ...

Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death. Santa: I am in no hurry to die!

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Dear Sreesanth, My ...

Dear Sreesanth, My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan, Santa

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure. Friend: You could have walked down. Santa: Actually we were going up!

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government? Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson. Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson? Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa: There are 2 t...

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me. Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

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Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?

Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Banta: Why can't women drive well?

Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.

Santa: I am in no hurry to die!

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Dear Sreesanth,
My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal?
Your Confused Fan,
Santa

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!