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Oct 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Teacher: Translate -...
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi h.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa sent SMS to hi...
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Interviewer: What is...
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Pareshan lag ...
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa bada dukhi tha...
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta to his servant...
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Why did Santa sleep ...
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Why did Santa sleep ...
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
What a rip-off! Sant...
What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Dr: Yeh urine sample...
Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? !
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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