Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Ek Sardar apne Marri...

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ekbar ek sharabi ja ...

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sanskrit teacher ask...

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

-:: Boss jokes ::- ...

-:: Boss jokes ::-

If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na mujhe kisi ka dil...

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Punjabi STD booth ...

1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne Sasur ka Dulara...

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ek Sardar apne Marri...

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ekbar ek sharabi ja ...

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Sanskrit teacher ask...

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

-:: Boss jokes ::- ...

-:: Boss jokes ::-

If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.

Na mujhe kisi ka dil...

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.

1 Punjabi STD booth ...

1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."

Apne Sasur ka Dulara...

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

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Oct 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ek Sardar apne Marri...

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ekbar ek sharabi ja ...

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Sanskrit teacher ask...

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya' sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

-:: Boss jokes ::- ...

-:: Boss jokes ::- If you think your boss is stupid. Remember You would not get the job. If he was smarter.

Na mujhe kisi ka dil...

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.

1 Punjabi STD booth ...

1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye. . STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara" . Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."

Apne Sasur ka Dulara...

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

-:: Boss jokes ::-

If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.

1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.