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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Dream makes everythi...

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above.
So always Brush ur Teeth
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do u know similarity...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar to humein bhi k...

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.
par afsoos ke.. loan pass nahi hua.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Every Indian women i...

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maalik: Ramu, iss sa...

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chuha to haathi: tuh...

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mom: Tujhe ladka pas...

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h.

Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka
remote 6" ka hi hota h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: Darling today ...

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Monday went on Tuesd...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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