Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar told his serv...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ji jab exam d...

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Court Order !! U R ...

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar told his serv...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar ji jab exam d...

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:

Court Order !! U R ...

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar told his serv...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar ji jab exam d...

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:

Court Order !! U R ...

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

Galat nazar se dekho...

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari.. . . . . , . . bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Ga...

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai? . ??? . Nahi Pata Na . . . . Kabhi Khud Baithna, Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah...

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem hai . Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai 1-Pyar 2-Rishta 3-School Life 4-Dosti 5-Paise 6-Sms Pakage OR 7. Toilet Mai Pani..

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..