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Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa went to temple...

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss: Where were you...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tu...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe H?

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka ...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ped pe chada t...

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu...

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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