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Jul 9, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

UPLOAD SMS

Santa: Papa aaj meri...

Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa: Mast hai
Papa: Mera number de de.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Meri GF mere ...

Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar
Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski
Santa- Haa Yaar
..Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Girlfriend: Tum to b...

Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ki parwah nahi karte
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Wo ladki kitn...

Santa: Wo ladki kitni Sundar H
Banta: Muje nam pata H
Santa: Kya?
Banta: Wo Bank me kam karti H, uske counter par likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Do you know E...

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "A...

Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
..kya kehte He?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar
..itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Banta went 4 D...

Santa-Banta went 4 Drive
Santa: Hey, Look out from Window
..R the indicators working or not?
Banta: (puts head out & say)
..Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar arhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-What Is Differ...

Santa-What Is Difference
..between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE
& WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
...
Banta- 'Oh wait. I'll search it on Google'
:D
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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