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Santa: Do you know English? B...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Jul 9, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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