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Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEN...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Jul 9, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa: Mast hai
Papa: Mera number de de.
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