Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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santa 500 k note pr ...

santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: College Me Ladkiy...

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya aap bor ho rahe ...

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Heated gold becomes ...

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become Best Husbands

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek machchar ek takle...

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Styl...

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Master : kanjus kise...

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa- me bus pe cha...

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pya...

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

santa 500 k note pr ...

santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h.

Q: College Me Ladkiy...

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.

Kya aap bor ho rahe ...

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

Heated gold becomes ...

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become Best Husbands

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

Ek machchar ek takle...

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida h.

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Styl...

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Master : kanjus kise...

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa- me bus pe cha...

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pya...

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

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