Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden.... . . . Dhappa...:D

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad".

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names 1-Gandhi hair care 2-Malika saree centre 3-Salman marriage beauro 4-Dolly bindra fitness centre 5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose: 1. Character 2. Self respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. ???? Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger... . I Ran away... Why? . To Save d Tiger... Only 1411 r left!!! ;) Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana? Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.? But Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.? Dat's marketing.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.