May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kid...

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.....

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kid...

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.....

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem hai . Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago 1-Jiske Piche Me Hu Q K Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi. 2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu Q K Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kid...

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.....

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar:1 for my gf! Man:Wow! you too made a gf? Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

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A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.....

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.