May 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Lafzo me kya tarif k...

Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,
Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Na chaho kisi ko itn...

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majboori ban jaye,
Chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye zaroori ban jaye.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Sirf sitaron me hoti...

Sirf sitaron me hoti mohabbat agar,
In alfajon ko khubsurati kaun deta.
Bus patthar banke reh jata Taj Mahal,
Agar ishq ise apni pehchan na deta.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Kash feeling bhi sms...

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
To aap k GUM hum recieve karte
Apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte
Aapki NARAZGI delete karte
Aur aapki YADON ko save karte.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Baap-Tum Meri Beti K...

Baap-Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka-4 Month Se
Bap-Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka-Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek baar, ek nanga ad...

Ek baar, ek nanga admi aur ek haathi amne samne a gaye.
Hathi ne nange admi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha,
Tum itni chiti si chiz se sans kaise lete ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

My friend, I heard t...

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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May 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lafzo me kya tarif k...

Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,
Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

Na chaho kisi ko itn...

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majboori ban jaye,
Chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye zaroori ban jaye.

Sirf sitaron me hoti...

Sirf sitaron me hoti mohabbat agar,
In alfajon ko khubsurati kaun deta.
Bus patthar banke reh jata Taj Mahal,
Agar ishq ise apni pehchan na deta.

Kash feeling bhi sms...

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
To aap k GUM hum recieve karte
Apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte
Aapki NARAZGI delete karte
Aur aapki YADON ko save karte.

Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

Baap-Tum Meri Beti K...

Baap-Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka-4 Month Se
Bap-Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka-Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Ek baar, ek nanga ad...

Ek baar, ek nanga admi aur ek haathi amne samne a gaye.
Hathi ne nange admi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha,
Tum itni chiti si chiz se sans kaise lete ho.

My friend, I heard t...

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

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May 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lafzo me kya tarif k...

Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki, Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge, Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge, Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

Na chaho kisi ko itn...

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majboori ban jaye, Chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye zaroori ban jaye.

Sirf sitaron me hoti...

Sirf sitaron me hoti mohabbat agar, In alfajon ko khubsurati kaun deta. Bus patthar banke reh jata Taj Mahal, Agar ishq ise apni pehchan na deta.

Kash feeling bhi sms...

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti To aap k GUM hum recieve karte Apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte Aapki NARAZGI delete karte Aur aapki YADON ko save karte.

Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960 Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna 1980 Apni religion ki ladki se 1990 Pasand ki ladki se 2000 Ladki se hi karna

Baap-Tum Meri Beti K...

Baap-Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka-4 Month Se Bap-Kaise yakin Karu Ldka-Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Ek baar, ek nanga ad...

Ek baar, ek nanga admi aur ek haathi amne samne a gaye. Hathi ne nange admi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, Tum itni chiti si chiz se sans kaise lete ho.

My friend, I heard t...

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO" Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha: 1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi 2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

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Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,
Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majboori ban jaye,
Chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye zaroori ban jaye.

Sirf sitaron me hoti mohabbat agar,
In alfajon ko khubsurati kaun deta.
Bus patthar banke reh jata Taj Mahal,
Agar ishq ise apni pehchan na deta.

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
To aap k GUM hum recieve karte
Apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte
Aapki NARAZGI delete karte
Aur aapki YADON ko save karte.

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

Baap-Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka-4 Month Se
Bap-Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka-Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Ek baar, ek nanga admi aur ek haathi amne samne a gaye.
Hathi ne nange admi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha,
Tum itni chiti si chiz se sans kaise lete ho.

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.