May 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: tm aaykr vibh...

Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Eid is a wonderful d...

Eid is a wonderful day
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Smile
To Relax
And to thank Allah for His benevolence!
Happy Eid ul-Fitr!

By: Sonu
Category: FESTIVALS (EID)

As You Pray to Allah...

As You Pray to Allah...
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Here's Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!

By: Sonu
Category: FESTIVALS (EID)

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May 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

Banta: tm aaykr vibh...

Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Eid is a wonderful d...

Eid is a wonderful day
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Smile
To Relax
And to thank Allah for His benevolence!
Happy Eid ul-Fitr!

As You Pray to Allah...

As You Pray to Allah...
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Here's Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!

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May 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

Banta: tm aaykr vibh...

Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho.. Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Eid is a wonderful d...

Eid is a wonderful day To Pray To Love To Care To Smile To Relax And to thank Allah for His benevolence! Happy Eid ul-Fitr!

As You Pray to Allah...

As You Pray to Allah... And Offer Your Sacrifices In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha, Here's Hoping That All Your Wishes Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!

MrPopat Services

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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Eid is a wonderful day
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Smile
To Relax
And to thank Allah for His benevolence!
Happy Eid ul-Fitr!

As You Pray to Allah...
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Here's Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!