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May 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa Banta Se : Yaa...

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!

Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek baar Santa Gangub...

Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Ganguba
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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