Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bus Accident Man Cr...

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne cafe mein e...

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I L u kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sir: Define Energy? ...

Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas.
Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called Energy.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Final of T20 World C...

Final of T20 World Cup
'India vs Sri Lanka'
Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h.
India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doosri shaadi karne ...

Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Bahut speed me neche aaye ho..
pehle ek ko to handle kar lo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Attitude Rockz: Maa...

Attitude Rockz:
Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht
dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya h.

Beta: To kya hua maa
wo sota bhi to mujse pehle h.
GOOD MORNING

By: Dev
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Bus Accident Man Cr...

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Santa ne cafe mein e...

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I L u kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

Sir: Define Energy? ...

Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas.
Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called Energy.

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Final of T20 World C...

Final of T20 World Cup
'India vs Sri Lanka'
Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h.
India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

Doosri shaadi karne ...

Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Bahut speed me neche aaye ho..
pehle ek ko to handle kar lo.

Attitude Rockz: Maa...

Attitude Rockz:
Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht
dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya h.

Beta: To kya hua maa
wo sota bhi to mujse pehle h.
GOOD MORNING

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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Bus Accident Man Cr...

Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Santa ne cafe mein e...

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I L u kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du? Banta:diamond ring dede Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata jo usne kbi na pehni ho Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

Sir: Define Energy? ...

Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas. Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy.

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Final of T20 World C...

Final of T20 World Cup 'India vs Sri Lanka' Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h. India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

Doosri shaadi karne ...

Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke - - - - - - - - - - - Bahut speed me neche aaye ho.. pehle ek ko to handle kar lo.

Attitude Rockz: Maa...

Attitude Rockz: Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya h. Beta: To kya hua maa wo sota bhi to mujse pehle h. *GOOD MORNING*

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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I L u kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas.
Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called Energy.

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Final of T20 World Cup
'India vs Sri Lanka'
Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h.
India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Bahut speed me neche aaye ho..
pehle ek ko to handle kar lo.

Attitude Rockz:
Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht
dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya h.

Beta: To kya hua maa
wo sota bhi to mujse pehle h.
GOOD MORNING