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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera...

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By Dev (Apr 30, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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