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Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Lady Teachr: Zero me...

Lady Teachr: Zero mein 1 Dalain to kia hota h?
Girl: chup rahi!
Teachr
Ghusse se:
Jawab do
Zero me 1 Dalian to kia hota hai?
Girl: Boht Dard hota h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: main pyar ki o...

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Cycle k mistri ne su...

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aorat Lady Doctor se...

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala tika laga de
Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay h
Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay h
Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa le
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Doctor to Old Man! ...

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi.
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Husbnd in susral te...

Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife
ao sex karen
wife Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla h
jo roz tyar hoti ho.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon...

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi.!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)
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