Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladki & Tea me h...

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

oh no Dr. please jal...

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhh bahut dard ho raha h.

jaldi nikalo na,

Dr. yeh lo nikal dia. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

App Mujhe Ek jaga...

App Mujhe

Ek jagah

Se bohat

Pyare

Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: poora under gay...

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?

Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi ki pehli rat ...

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: chalo na kahin...

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte he car me aur car drive me karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car me aur aengey akhbar me.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: kal raat tum n...

Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband: Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.

Ladki & Tea me h...

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

oh no Dr. please jal...

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhh bahut dard ho raha h.

jaldi nikalo na,

Dr. yeh lo nikal dia. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

App Mujhe Ek jaga...

App Mujhe

Ek jagah

Se bohat

Pyare

Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE.

BOY: poora under gay...

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?

Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Shaadi ki pehli rat ...

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

Wife: chalo na kahin...

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte he car me aur car drive me karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car me aur aengey akhbar me.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Wife: kal raat tum n...

Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband: Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha.

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Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.

Ladki & Tea me h...

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho 7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

oh no Dr. please jal...

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhh bahut dard ho raha h. jaldi nikalo na, Dr. yeh lo nikal dia. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

App Mujhe Ek jaga...

App Mujhe Ek jagah Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE.

BOY: poora under gay...

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch haaan BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL: haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka? Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Shaadi ki pehli rat ...

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi Biwi 200 wapis kark boli humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

Wife: chalo na kahin...

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte he car me aur car drive me karongi. Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car me aur aengey akhbar me.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife: koun thi wo? Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Wife: kal raat tum n...

Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband: Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha.

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhh bahut dard ho raha h.

jaldi nikalo na,

Dr. yeh lo nikal dia. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

App Mujhe

Ek jagah

Se bohat

Pyare

Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE.

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?

Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte he car me aur car drive me karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car me aur aengey akhbar me.

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband: Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha.